1 00:00:01,479 --> 00:00:03,481 - Previously on Warehouse 13... 2 00:00:03,525 --> 00:00:05,875 - Four regents suffered artifact-related deaths. 3 00:00:05,918 --> 00:00:07,833 - And now a fifth regent. 4 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:09,879 - How can my mom be a regent and not have told me? 5 00:00:09,922 --> 00:00:11,576 - Just let me start at the beginning. 6 00:00:11,620 --> 00:00:12,925 - Some other time, jane-- 7 00:00:12,969 --> 00:00:14,710 A time when the Warehouse isn't under attack 8 00:00:14,753 --> 00:00:16,059 And someone isn't trying to kill you. 9 00:00:16,103 --> 00:00:18,322 - Artie said you don't torture. - I'm not Artie. 10 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:19,889 - [gasps] 11 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:21,282 - I can't let you do this. 12 00:00:21,325 --> 00:00:24,154 I drew my gun on Mrs. Frederic, and she fired me. 13 00:00:24,198 --> 00:00:26,852 - What? 14 00:00:37,037 --> 00:00:41,954 [erratic breathing, moaning coming from woods] 15 00:00:41,998 --> 00:00:44,087 - You hear that? - No. 16 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:45,393 [groaning, rasping in woods] 17 00:00:45,436 --> 00:00:47,221 - Sounds like somebody's in trouble. 18 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:50,093 - You want trouble, mister? 19 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,010 Hold that thought, I beg of you. 20 00:00:58,971 --> 00:01:01,365 [rasping, moaning continue] 21 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:05,978 [man rasping, shivering] 22 00:01:06,022 --> 00:01:08,894 - Hey, you okay? 23 00:01:08,938 --> 00:01:10,983 - [quietly] no. Don't. 24 00:01:11,027 --> 00:01:13,943 - Hello? 25 00:01:13,986 --> 00:01:15,118 - Aah! 26 00:01:19,209 --> 00:01:24,475 - Oh, my god! Paul? Paul! Paul... 27 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:25,955 Aah! 28 00:01:38,010 --> 00:01:40,709 - So you just let my mom walk out-- 29 00:01:40,752 --> 00:01:43,712 - I don't get to make her stay. There is a hierarchy here. 30 00:01:43,755 --> 00:01:45,583 There's your mother, the regent, Mrs. Frederic, 31 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,107 There's me, and then there's you. 32 00:01:47,150 --> 00:01:48,369 [dog snivels] 33 00:01:48,412 --> 00:01:50,762 Oh, sorry. How rude. 34 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:52,634 There's me, there's trailer, and then there's you. 35 00:01:52,677 --> 00:01:54,984 - Okay, so how do we protect her from walter sykes 36 00:01:55,027 --> 00:01:56,246 If she's not here? 37 00:01:56,290 --> 00:01:57,987 - Her security has been tripled. She's safe. 38 00:01:58,030 --> 00:01:59,293 The remati shackle is safe. 39 00:01:59,336 --> 00:02:00,729 The Warehouse is safe. The world is safe. 40 00:02:00,772 --> 00:02:02,209 The universe is safe. And by the way, 41 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:05,429 No one asked us to help, so I don't think that we-- 42 00:02:05,473 --> 00:02:07,562 - Regent security has been stretched pretty thin-- 43 00:02:07,605 --> 00:02:09,607 - Myka, please! Please, not you, too. 44 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,348 Now, I have a situation here that I would like to-- 45 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,263 - Artie, sykes has been planning his revenge 46 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:14,917 For decades! 47 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:17,398 He wants the collodi bracelet. We need to go out-- 48 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:20,401 - The regents are handling it. Let it go. 49 00:02:20,444 --> 00:02:23,186 - Walter sykes needs to be brought to justice. 50 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:26,972 - Ah, see, you're not looking for justice. 51 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,888 You're looking for vengeance. 52 00:02:29,932 --> 00:02:31,934 - If some psycho tried to off your mother, 53 00:02:31,977 --> 00:02:32,978 Wouldn't you want payback? 54 00:02:33,022 --> 00:02:34,197 - You never met my mother. 55 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,417 Our job is to do our job. [computer beeps] 56 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,462 And, oh, look, we have a ping. So go pack. 57 00:02:38,506 --> 00:02:40,203 And you are gonna go to ithaca, new york. 58 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:41,944 Bye. 59 00:02:41,987 --> 00:02:45,208 - Artie, he does have a point. Right, ithaca. Bye. 60 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:47,602 - Leena-- look at this. 61 00:02:47,645 --> 00:02:49,081 Someone's actually doing as requested. 62 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,474 How is the security-system upgrade going? 63 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:52,084 - Down to one last diagnostic. 64 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,869 Once I run this, we're good to go. 65 00:02:53,912 --> 00:02:55,740 - Good. Sykes is looking for weaknesses, 66 00:02:55,784 --> 00:02:58,526 Best not to have any. 67 00:02:58,569 --> 00:03:01,572 - So is Claudia still upset about steve? 68 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,575 - I was hoping that a few days away from this place 69 00:03:04,619 --> 00:03:06,838 Would clear her mind. 70 00:03:09,885 --> 00:03:14,237 - Artie, what happened in atlanta? 71 00:03:14,281 --> 00:03:16,544 - Something bad... 72 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,850 Between steve and Mrs. Frederic. 73 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,504 A notice was issued to all government agencies 74 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:21,897 That Jinks was persona non grata. 75 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:25,030 They burned his credit rating and his passport. 76 00:03:25,074 --> 00:03:27,772 - Oh, my god. - Don't tell Claudia. 77 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:30,122 - I won't. 78 00:03:30,166 --> 00:03:34,301 - ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ 79 00:03:34,344 --> 00:03:37,565 ♪ hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪ 80 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:41,960 ♪ I'm your ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪ 81 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:45,137 ♪ cherry bomb, cherry bomb ♪ 82 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:48,358 ♪ 83 00:03:48,402 --> 00:03:50,012 Okay, thanks. 84 00:03:50,055 --> 00:03:52,928 - That was awesome. [applause] 85 00:03:54,712 --> 00:03:56,888 - Johnny cash, astrid gilberto, 86 00:03:56,932 --> 00:03:59,108 And the runaways in the same set. 87 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:02,720 - That's my motto. Go eclectic or go home. 88 00:04:02,764 --> 00:04:05,897 - Yeah, I like to mix it up on open-mic night. 89 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,116 Claudia, right? 90 00:04:07,159 --> 00:04:09,640 I'm dwayne maddox. 91 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:12,556 - Lead singer/guitarist for dead rent-- 92 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,950 Great band, terrible name. - So you've seen us. 93 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:17,387 - "south dakota's most promising musical export," 94 00:04:17,431 --> 00:04:18,649 Sayeth the blogs. 95 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:21,086 - That was before the rhythm guitarist 96 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:22,566 Decided to split. 97 00:04:22,610 --> 00:04:24,960 He wanted us to be the next black eyed peas. 98 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:27,005 I wanted to be black flag. Just... 99 00:04:27,049 --> 00:04:29,181 - Wow. That's a weird coincidence. 100 00:04:29,225 --> 00:04:31,401 I know exactly what it's like to lose a partner. 101 00:04:31,445 --> 00:04:33,882 - I was wondering if you'd like to fill in. 102 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:40,105 - Okay. Um...Wow. 103 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:41,585 So when do you-- 104 00:04:41,629 --> 00:04:43,195 When do you think you want to jam? 105 00:04:43,239 --> 00:04:46,155 I mean, my schedule is just a little unpredictable, so... 106 00:04:46,198 --> 00:04:48,070 - Well, we rehearse in my garage. 107 00:04:48,113 --> 00:04:50,899 It's the red house behind the body shop. 108 00:04:50,942 --> 00:04:53,945 Say noon tomorrow? - Yeah, that could work. 109 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,774 - All right, see you then. 110 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:03,303 [phone line ringing] 111 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:04,826 - Hey, what's up? This is steve. Leave a message. 112 00:05:04,869 --> 00:05:06,828 [beep] 113 00:05:06,871 --> 00:05:10,048 - Damn it, jinksy, call me back. 114 00:05:10,092 --> 00:05:12,921 I want to share. 115 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:19,536 - So you and paul were both bitten, 116 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:21,364 But neither of you saw what did it? 117 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:25,455 - It was really dark, and it was really fast. 118 00:05:25,499 --> 00:05:27,718 Then something got its attention. 119 00:05:27,762 --> 00:05:30,330 I dragged us both into the car and took off. 120 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,027 - May I? 121 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,121 Sorry. 122 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,519 Thank you. 123 00:05:48,043 --> 00:05:50,350 - Myka, do you know what those are? 124 00:05:50,393 --> 00:05:51,525 - Some kind of animal maybe. 125 00:05:51,568 --> 00:05:54,005 - Human bite marks-- they're human. 126 00:05:54,049 --> 00:05:56,312 - Vampire or werewolf? 127 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,184 - I don't know, but based on the location, I would say-- 128 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,056 Wait a minute, do you really think that-- 129 00:06:01,099 --> 00:06:02,362 - No, I don't think! 130 00:06:02,405 --> 00:06:04,059 We deal with artifacts, not fairy tales. 131 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:06,757 - A lot of those artifacts come from fairy tales, okay? 132 00:06:06,801 --> 00:06:09,543 Cinderella's knife, right? Turns people to glass, remember? 133 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:10,979 I'm just saying it's possible. 134 00:06:11,022 --> 00:06:12,763 - Well, I'll believe it when I see it. 135 00:06:12,807 --> 00:06:14,156 Let's check out lovers lane. 136 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:17,028 - Okay, but I only go to third base. 137 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,948 - Okay, so amy said paul heard a moaning 138 00:06:23,992 --> 00:06:25,907 Coming from that direction. 139 00:06:25,950 --> 00:06:28,736 I'm gonna go that way. You stay here. 140 00:06:28,779 --> 00:06:32,130 - What? Alone? 141 00:06:32,174 --> 00:06:34,045 Okay. 142 00:06:34,089 --> 00:06:35,612 - This isn't a horror movie, Pete. 143 00:06:35,656 --> 00:06:40,008 [animal howling] 144 00:06:40,051 --> 00:06:43,968 - Uh, yeah, see, see? Now it's a horror movie. 145 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:47,885 [whispering] Myka. Myka... 146 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,974 - What are you doing? 147 00:06:50,018 --> 00:06:53,935 - I was worried about you in here all alone. 148 00:06:53,978 --> 00:06:56,633 [man grunting, chewing] 149 00:06:56,677 --> 00:07:00,985 - Wait, wait, wait. Do you hear that? 150 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:03,379 - Yeah. 151 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:06,556 [grunting, chewing continues] 152 00:07:15,304 --> 00:07:17,306 What in the hell? 153 00:07:19,308 --> 00:07:22,616 - [whispering] why is that man eating a deer? 154 00:07:24,922 --> 00:07:27,838 - Probably because... 155 00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,971 That man is a zombie. 156 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:38,022 [man shouting] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 157 00:07:38,066 --> 00:07:40,982 Afraid of guns, huh? 158 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:43,811 Hold up, zombies aren't afraid of guns. 159 00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,160 - That's because he's not a zombie. 160 00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:47,075 He's probably just been affected by something 161 00:07:47,118 --> 00:07:49,512 That we know is real-- an artifact. 162 00:07:49,556 --> 00:07:50,861 Maybe if we just-- we talk to him... 163 00:07:50,905 --> 00:07:52,384 - No, no, no, no, no. 164 00:07:52,428 --> 00:07:55,649 No, you don't talk to the living dead. 165 00:07:55,692 --> 00:07:57,825 You either run away really fast, 166 00:07:57,868 --> 00:08:00,523 Or you shoot 'em in the head. Pop, pop! 167 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:03,526 - Sir, I'm Agent Bering. This is Agent Lattimer. 168 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,615 We're with the secret service. 169 00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:07,704 Okay, we just want to help you. 170 00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,880 Do you-- do you understand me? 171 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:13,275 - [shivering, muttering] 172 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:14,972 Aah! 173 00:08:15,016 --> 00:08:16,496 - Myka! 174 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,325 - Cover me. 175 00:08:24,155 --> 00:08:26,157 - Easy. 176 00:08:31,380 --> 00:08:32,990 - God, he's really cold. 177 00:08:33,034 --> 00:08:36,820 - Yeah, further proof that he's not alive. 178 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:38,126 Careful. Careful. Myka! 179 00:08:38,169 --> 00:08:41,085 It only takes one bite. - Will you be quiet? 180 00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,915 Aha. 181 00:08:44,959 --> 00:08:46,874 All right, we have... 182 00:08:46,917 --> 00:08:48,832 Kevin monroe, 36 years old. 183 00:08:48,876 --> 00:08:52,227 Lives here in town at 127 briarwood lane. 184 00:08:52,270 --> 00:08:54,359 - All right, well, does he have anything 185 00:08:54,403 --> 00:08:55,491 Artifact-y on him? 186 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,146 - Well, not that I can see. 187 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,801 Let's get him to a hospital. 188 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:04,065 Artie, will you please tell Pete that the undead do not exist? 189 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,545 - Don't be ridiculous. 190 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:07,938 Of course they exist. - Thank you. What? 191 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,374 What? - Told you. 192 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:10,941 - Only in the technical sense. 193 00:09:10,985 --> 00:09:12,900 - Ha ha. I told you. 194 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:15,424 - There are several artifacts known to simulate living death. 195 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,600 Show me the victim. 196 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,605 Hmm, necrotic dermal discoloration, 197 00:09:22,649 --> 00:09:24,215 And around his mouth, hyper-stimulation 198 00:09:24,259 --> 00:09:25,608 Of the salivary glands. 199 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:27,958 Off the bat, I'd say he's got two symptoms 200 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,004 That are consistent-- 201 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:33,921 - Peas...Elk...Bison! 202 00:09:33,964 --> 00:09:36,967 [groans, coughs] 203 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,839 - Pete, look in his eyes. 204 00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:42,364 That's not anger. That's--that's fear. 205 00:09:42,407 --> 00:09:44,540 It kind of sounded like he said, 206 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,412 "peas, elk, bison." 207 00:09:47,456 --> 00:09:51,982 - Yeah, well, at least there's some vegetables in there. 208 00:09:52,026 --> 00:09:53,941 - [shivering] 209 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,943 - Artie, listen, the doctor said that he had frostbite 210 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,640 On his toes and ears, 211 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,207 But ithaca's been in the middle of a heat wave. 212 00:09:59,250 --> 00:10:01,557 - Yeah, check out his house. I am on the next flight out. 213 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:04,212 And whatever you do, you keep him restrained. 214 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:08,346 Hold down the fort. 215 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:12,960 - [groans, whimpers] 216 00:10:13,003 --> 00:10:16,398 - [vocalizing scales] 217 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,619 [Farnsworth buzzing] 218 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:24,362 I thought I had two days off. 219 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,147 - Leena's busy. I'm getting on a plane. 220 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,757 I need you to do some research. 221 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,151 Everything we've got on living-death artifacts. 222 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:31,935 - Yeah, Artie, you specifically forbade me-- 223 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:35,591 I changed my mind. I'm mercurial. Deal with it. 224 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:38,899 - Yeah, not exactly the adjective I'd choose right now. 225 00:10:44,382 --> 00:10:46,036 [sighs] Come on, steve, pick up the-- 226 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:47,603 - What, Claudia? 227 00:10:47,647 --> 00:10:48,996 - Oh, my god. Jinksy! 228 00:10:49,039 --> 00:10:52,608 I can't-- wow. I've, um-- 229 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,001 I've just been dying to talk to you. 230 00:10:54,044 --> 00:10:56,481 - Yeah, I could tell from the last 800 messages. 231 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,919 - Okay, it wasn't that many. 232 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:01,051 - What do you want? 233 00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:03,488 - Um, okay, cliffsnotes version-- 234 00:11:03,532 --> 00:11:05,839 I met this really hot musician at open-mic yesterday. 235 00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:09,799 Pretty sure he wants me. Pretty sure I want him. 236 00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:11,496 I mean, I know I've only known this guy 237 00:11:11,540 --> 00:11:13,368 Less than 24 hours, but how can you tell? 238 00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,543 What if he's my one? 239 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:16,501 - Claudia, I can't do this. 240 00:11:16,545 --> 00:11:19,504 - What? Talk to your b.F.F.E.? 241 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:21,028 - What the hell is a b.F.F.E.? 242 00:11:21,071 --> 00:11:22,682 - Best friend forever and ever. 243 00:11:22,725 --> 00:11:25,206 - Look, we're not b.F.F.E.S. 244 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,729 We were co-workers, and now we're not, 245 00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:29,776 Which makes us... Nothing. 246 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:31,516 - Nothing? 247 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,518 Steve, why would you-- 248 00:11:33,562 --> 00:11:35,869 - I can't be any clearer, Claudia. 249 00:11:35,912 --> 00:11:38,741 Stop calling me. 250 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,004 Lose my number. 251 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:44,312 - Yeah, steve, no problem. 252 00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,922 I'll just forget everything about our awesome friendship 253 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:46,967 If you'll just tell me, 254 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,057 Why are you being such a tool? 255 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:54,757 [circus music plays] 256 00:11:54,801 --> 00:12:02,286 ♪ 257 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,986 Okay... 258 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:07,596 I'll bite. 259 00:12:14,211 --> 00:12:16,126 Okay, sallah. 260 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,390 Wasn't really the question. 261 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:32,752 She raised her eyebrow at this 262 00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:35,015 And walked on. 263 00:12:42,022 --> 00:12:43,153 [knock on door] 264 00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:45,112 [door creaks] 265 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:46,678 - Yep. 266 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,032 Oh--oh, god, wow. 267 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,643 Hello from miami beach. 268 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:56,776 - 90 degrees. 269 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:58,952 He was obviously freezing. 270 00:12:58,995 --> 00:13:00,344 Why? 271 00:13:00,388 --> 00:13:01,824 - You scope out the living room. 272 00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,784 I'm gonna see if I can stand the heat in the kitchen. 273 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:11,138 - Pete, you hear that? 274 00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:14,968 [electricity crackling] 275 00:13:15,011 --> 00:13:16,926 Secret service! Come on out with your hands up! 276 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,060 - Locked. - Psst. 277 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,989 - Hey. Hey, it's okay. 278 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:38,992 It's okay. I'm Myka. 279 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:42,822 Everything's gonna be okay. 280 00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:44,998 - Mykes. - Yeah? 281 00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:48,349 - Peas, elk, bison. 282 00:13:48,392 --> 00:13:50,351 - "please help my son." 283 00:13:52,092 --> 00:13:55,791 - Hey, Artie. - Hey, listen, do we have-- 284 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,401 Pete, what are you doing with this-- 285 00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:58,576 - Artie... - Who-- 286 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:00,143 - Come here. - Who is this? 287 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:02,972 - Well, this is kevin monroe's son. 288 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,234 We found him hiding in the closet. 289 00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,757 - Hiding? - Mm. 290 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:06,889 - Was he there when his father was affected? 291 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:08,238 Did he-- did he see the artifact? 292 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,936 - We have no idea. The kid hasn't said a word. 293 00:14:09,979 --> 00:14:12,721 The only reason we know his name is from a tag on his backpack. 294 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:16,899 - Artie, this is danny. Danny, Artie. 295 00:14:16,943 --> 00:14:18,335 - Hey. 296 00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:21,904 How are you...? 297 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,950 - I'm sure it's not the eyebrows. 298 00:14:23,993 --> 00:14:25,995 - What do you mean? 299 00:14:26,039 --> 00:14:28,389 [monitor beeping] 300 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:31,479 - Hey, buddy. 301 00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:35,570 Hey, you know, your dad's just-- 302 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:38,573 He's just taking a nap. 303 00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:39,879 I got an idea. 304 00:14:39,922 --> 00:14:43,883 How about you and me go get a candy bar? 305 00:14:47,103 --> 00:14:48,713 - So how is his dad doing? 306 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,280 - Well, he's sedated for now. 307 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,543 - Amy and paul, the couple from the woods--any symptoms? 308 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,284 - Nothing yet, but listen to this. 309 00:14:54,328 --> 00:14:56,939 I think whatever affected kevin monroe is spreading. 310 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:59,681 Now, a few minutes ago, campus police at suny-ithaca 311 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:01,857 Got this call from the psi phi zeta frat house. 312 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,163 Listen to this. 313 00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,338 - Send someone over here now. 314 00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,861 He's crazy. 315 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,516 He ate a squirrel, and he keeps trying to bite me. 316 00:15:08,559 --> 00:15:09,821 [man snarling] 317 00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,867 - Get the hell away from me! [loud crash] 318 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,956 - Okay, now, it's a frat house, 319 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,653 But still, the artifact could be there. 320 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,960 - But how did kevin monroe come into contact with it? 321 00:15:18,004 --> 00:15:20,528 Was he an alumnus or-- - I'm still working on that. 322 00:15:20,571 --> 00:15:23,009 But right now we just have to contain this thing. 323 00:15:23,052 --> 00:15:25,794 - Yeah. - Hey. 324 00:15:25,837 --> 00:15:30,364 - Okay, we have to go. I'll explain on the way. 325 00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:32,975 - Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Artie, um... 326 00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:34,107 What about danny? - Who? 327 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:37,066 - The kid. - Oh, what about him? 328 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,940 - Artie, we--we just found him cowering in a closet by him-- 329 00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,767 He can't be left alone. You got to stay with him. 330 00:15:42,811 --> 00:15:44,421 - Yeah. - Me? No. 331 00:15:44,465 --> 00:15:46,597 I don't-- I have no idea. 332 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:47,947 - He probably saw something, right? 333 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:49,992 Talk to him. Get him to open up. 334 00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,951 - Yeah, show him some of that papa Nielsen charm. 335 00:15:51,994 --> 00:15:52,995 - Don't touch me! - Okay. 336 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,866 - Um, all right, 337 00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:56,999 Uh, you go check out animal house, and I'll... 338 00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,436 [groans] Cajole. 339 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:00,916 - Good luck. - Yeah. 340 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,006 - Good game. - Uhh! 341 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,922 - See what you can find out from the frat boys. 342 00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:10,534 I'll make sure the campus gendarmes give us some space. 343 00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:17,019 - Agent Bering. Somebody fill me in. 344 00:16:17,063 --> 00:16:18,325 - Fenton wallis, house president. 345 00:16:18,368 --> 00:16:19,456 Everyone just calls me wally. 346 00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,415 - So what happened here? - Moose freaked. 347 00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,199 - A moose? 348 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,722 - One of our newbies-- 349 00:16:24,766 --> 00:16:27,987 Came back from a burrito run whining about being cold. 350 00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:29,249 Then he starts eating all the food, 351 00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:30,554 Then all of a sudden, he just goes psycho, 352 00:16:30,598 --> 00:16:31,729 Starts trying to bite people. 353 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,731 - Did you see him actually bite anyone? 354 00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,255 - Lady, after he took a swipe at me, 355 00:16:35,298 --> 00:16:36,865 All I saw was the basement door slam shut. 356 00:16:36,908 --> 00:16:39,911 I think he's still down there tearing through the pantry. 357 00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:41,391 - Hey. - Hey. 358 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,611 - So we got ten minutes before the boys in blue show up. 359 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:45,526 Let's go find us an artifact. 360 00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:46,831 - Okay. 361 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,312 30 guys under one roof, 362 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,749 And no one takes the time to change a lightbulb. 363 00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:53,882 - Are you asking me how many frat boys it takes 364 00:16:53,925 --> 00:16:55,710 To change a lightbulb? 365 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:59,366 Because I would say... - Please don't. 366 00:16:59,409 --> 00:17:02,456 - Well... 367 00:17:02,499 --> 00:17:03,892 Ooh, tacos. 368 00:17:03,935 --> 00:17:06,068 Oh, man, I hope that truck's still out there. 369 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:08,766 Don't start with me, okay? 370 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:10,246 My blood sugar is crashing. 371 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,900 [rat squeaking] Oh, jeez! 372 00:17:11,943 --> 00:17:13,989 - Ooh! 373 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,992 - Dude, I hate rats. 374 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:20,387 [man growling, groaning] 375 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:23,390 [groans, breathing heavily] 376 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,698 [rat squeaking] 377 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:31,093 - Cold... So hungry. 378 00:17:31,137 --> 00:17:33,574 Help me. Help me. 379 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:36,925 - Moose, listen, it's gonna be okay. 380 00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:37,969 - Aah! 381 00:17:38,013 --> 00:17:40,842 - Myka! 382 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:44,715 Aah! - [gasps] 383 00:17:44,759 --> 00:17:47,544 - Are you okay? Huh? - Yeah. Yeah. 384 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:49,590 - Did he get you? - No, no, I'm fine. 385 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:52,332 Let's just, uh--just get him to the hospital. 386 00:17:52,375 --> 00:17:55,117 - Is it safe to come out? 387 00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:58,468 - Aaah! Aah-- 388 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:06,215 - Are you okay? - It bit me, mykes. 389 00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,217 It bit me. 390 00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,576 - How long ago was he bitten? - A few minutes ago. 391 00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:21,274 How long before the effects kick in? 392 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:24,146 - No idea. Amy and paul were bitten hours ago, 393 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,974 And they're both still asymptomatic. 394 00:18:26,017 --> 00:18:28,281 - So it could take anywhere from three minutes to... 395 00:18:28,324 --> 00:18:30,674 - To never happening at all. 396 00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,242 It depends on the artifact. Do you have any leads? 397 00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,288 - Uh, no. I'm still working on it. 398 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:38,291 Work faster! And, Myka, Myka... 399 00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:42,599 If he gets a strange look... Watch yourself. 400 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,905 [Farnsworth zaps off] 401 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:52,131 Was moose from ithaca? 402 00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:54,220 Was he related to a kevin monroe? 403 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,439 - Wisconsin. His last name's mulder. 404 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,354 - Was kevin monroe ever pledged to this house, 405 00:18:58,398 --> 00:18:59,747 Say, around 15 years ago? 406 00:18:59,790 --> 00:19:02,141 - We only got chartered last year. 407 00:19:02,184 --> 00:19:03,272 - Myka. 408 00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:10,714 Listen, uh... 409 00:19:10,758 --> 00:19:14,109 When it happens, I want you to be the one who puts me down. 410 00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,458 - Okay. 411 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:18,200 - I know it's not gonna be-- wait. Wait. What? 412 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,203 - Two shots to the head, right? Pop, pop. 413 00:19:21,247 --> 00:19:24,293 - Mykes... - Everything's gonna be fine. 414 00:19:24,337 --> 00:19:26,034 Okay? I'll drop you off at the hospital. 415 00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:27,601 Wait, wait. No, no, no, no, no. 416 00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:30,169 I'm not just gonna sit around waiting for it to happen. 417 00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:32,214 Okay? I mean, I'm gonna make sure we find this thing. 418 00:19:32,258 --> 00:19:33,259 [door opens] 419 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,568 - [shivering] make it stop. Make it stop. 420 00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:40,135 [shivering and moaning] 421 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,357 It's too bright. Oh, my eyes! 422 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:47,577 Oh, make it stop. Make it stop. 423 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,231 - Wait. They're sensitive to light. 424 00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:51,233 Remember kevin monroe, in the woods? 425 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,017 He flinched from our flashlights. 426 00:19:53,061 --> 00:19:55,672 [stomach growls loudly] - Oh, sorry. I'm just-- 427 00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,978 I'm freakin' starving. 428 00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,981 - A human flesh kind of starving, 429 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:02,244 That--that kind of starving or...? 430 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:05,160 - No, like Pete Lattimer starving. 431 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:06,553 It's just I can't do this on an empty stomach. 432 00:20:06,596 --> 00:20:08,598 I'm gonna go get a taco. - Really? Now? 433 00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,388 - hola, amigo. 434 00:20:15,431 --> 00:20:20,001 Uh, una burrito grande especial... 435 00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:24,310 por favor, rapido. gracias. Comprende? 436 00:20:24,353 --> 00:20:27,226 - Yeah, I get it, gringo. I speak english, bro. 437 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,706 - Okay, well, I'm just, you know... 438 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,186 - Pete. - Yeah. 439 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,232 - At kevin monroe's house, it was hot, right? 440 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:34,320 It was, like, 90 degrees. - Yeah. 441 00:20:34,363 --> 00:20:35,973 And they said moose was freezing. 442 00:20:36,017 --> 00:20:38,019 - Right, so I'm thinking that the artifact works in stages. 443 00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:40,151 - Well, that's how zombies work, mykes. 444 00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:41,240 You know, there's the blood bite, 445 00:20:41,283 --> 00:20:43,372 Sickness, death, rotting. 446 00:20:43,416 --> 00:20:44,547 And then all you want to do is, like... 447 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:46,288 [imitating flesh ripping] 448 00:20:46,332 --> 00:20:47,376 - [exaggerated accent] gracias, senor. 449 00:20:47,420 --> 00:20:49,204 seis dolares. 450 00:20:49,248 --> 00:20:52,338 - Pay the man, mykes. 451 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:53,556 - Okay. 452 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:55,558 - orale, homes. 453 00:20:55,602 --> 00:20:57,256 I'm coming back for seconds. 454 00:20:57,299 --> 00:20:59,997 This is delicious. 455 00:21:00,041 --> 00:21:01,564 - Okay, that's, like, 28 bucks you owe me now. 456 00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,087 - Can I get a special? 457 00:21:03,131 --> 00:21:04,175 [monitor beeping] 458 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,787 - So, danny... 459 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:09,616 Any interest in cryptography? 460 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:11,313 Piano nocturnes? 461 00:21:11,357 --> 00:21:13,402 'cause they're--no. 462 00:21:17,928 --> 00:21:19,452 Cold war espionage. 463 00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:22,063 Yeah. Ecch. 464 00:21:22,106 --> 00:21:24,152 Um, right. 465 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,113 I'm gonna go check on your dad. 466 00:21:29,157 --> 00:21:30,811 You stay put. 467 00:21:36,512 --> 00:21:38,209 - [shivering] 468 00:21:38,253 --> 00:21:41,996 [monitor alarm beeping] 469 00:21:42,039 --> 00:21:43,345 What--what's happening? 470 00:21:43,389 --> 00:21:45,086 - He's going through I.V. Bags 471 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,697 Almost as fast as I can hang 'em. 472 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,308 If that wasn't weird enough, 473 00:21:49,351 --> 00:21:51,310 There's no clear sign of infection, 474 00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:54,313 Viral or bacterial. 475 00:21:56,140 --> 00:21:58,404 - He is ice cold. 476 00:21:58,447 --> 00:22:01,058 - Last reading, body temp was 89 and dropping. 477 00:22:01,102 --> 00:22:03,104 If we don't reverse this, 478 00:22:03,147 --> 00:22:05,106 He's gonna go into organ failure. 479 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:06,325 Excuse me. 480 00:22:06,368 --> 00:22:09,545 [monitor beeping] 481 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:18,293 [banging, rumbling] 482 00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:21,340 - Oh, come on. Again? 483 00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,170 Oh! 484 00:22:26,214 --> 00:22:27,650 Ow... 485 00:22:27,694 --> 00:22:29,043 No! 486 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,963 Oh... 487 00:22:41,447 --> 00:22:43,318 [Farnsworth buzzing] 488 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,798 Of course. 489 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,715 Yo. 490 00:22:48,758 --> 00:22:50,934 - Claudia, did you get the information that I asked you-- 491 00:22:50,978 --> 00:22:52,414 - Yes! 492 00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,198 What do you thi-- of course! 493 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,243 Yes! 494 00:22:55,286 --> 00:22:57,071 - Claudia, is everything all right? 495 00:22:57,114 --> 00:23:00,204 - Just a little temporary, possibly terminal 496 00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,424 Technical difficulties-- all good now. 497 00:23:02,468 --> 00:23:04,383 - Claudia... 498 00:23:04,426 --> 00:23:06,123 What is wrong? 499 00:23:06,167 --> 00:23:07,777 - Nothing. Quit worrying, nana. 500 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:10,258 So, listen, on the shelf, 501 00:23:10,301 --> 00:23:12,695 We have the torch of thanatos, marie laveau's crucifix, 502 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,218 And the bodhidharma's slippers. 503 00:23:14,262 --> 00:23:16,177 But unfortunately, that's all I can tell you 504 00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:17,396 Until this search speeds up. 505 00:23:17,439 --> 00:23:18,962 So any new deets? 506 00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:21,138 - Causes extreme metabolic shifts and temperature drops, 507 00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:24,664 While simultaneously triggering intense carnivorous craving. 508 00:23:24,707 --> 00:23:27,710 - Cravings. Well, I'll cross-ref when I can 509 00:23:27,754 --> 00:23:29,190 To see what pops, 510 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:31,758 But the network's been uber-sluggish lately. 511 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,455 It's weird, actually. I don't know. 512 00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:35,239 - Well, call me when you get something, 513 00:23:35,283 --> 00:23:38,242 And then you can resume your r&r. 514 00:23:38,286 --> 00:23:40,767 - Thank you. [Farnsworth zaps off] 515 00:23:40,810 --> 00:23:44,901 [alarm ringtone chimes] 516 00:23:44,945 --> 00:23:47,251 Yes, Leena? 517 00:23:48,949 --> 00:23:50,907 Yes, I know someone named dwayne. 518 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:52,909 He's where now? 519 00:23:56,130 --> 00:23:57,871 Dwayne. 520 00:23:57,914 --> 00:23:59,176 - Hey. 521 00:23:59,220 --> 00:24:01,657 - You're... 522 00:24:01,701 --> 00:24:03,006 You're where I live. 523 00:24:03,050 --> 00:24:04,747 - Yeah, I, uh, asked around. 524 00:24:04,791 --> 00:24:07,620 Look, if you're not into joining the band... 525 00:24:07,663 --> 00:24:11,014 I mean, that would suck, but--but I get it. 526 00:24:11,058 --> 00:24:12,755 And I was just still hoping that we could-- 527 00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,844 - Not into-- no, wait. What? 528 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:16,106 - Well, when you blew off rehearsal, I just assumed-- 529 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:19,109 - No, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 530 00:24:19,153 --> 00:24:21,155 That was not rejection. That was me trying to juggle, 531 00:24:21,198 --> 00:24:23,244 And I'm all thumbs. 532 00:24:23,287 --> 00:24:25,638 So, um, okay, I just have one more little thing 533 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:26,987 I have to do at work, okay? 534 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:28,554 And then I'm all yours. 535 00:24:28,597 --> 00:24:30,686 I mean to rehearse. - Yeah. 536 00:24:30,730 --> 00:24:32,383 - Oh, my god. Let me just go get my guitar, 537 00:24:32,427 --> 00:24:33,689 And then I'll go straight to-- whoa! 538 00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,039 - Hey-- 539 00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:38,302 [wall switch hissing] - Dwayne! 540 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:41,480 - I've never had a hot rocker girl 541 00:24:41,523 --> 00:24:43,612 Literally throw herself at me before. 542 00:24:43,656 --> 00:24:47,355 [electricity crackling] 543 00:24:47,398 --> 00:24:48,574 - Look out! 544 00:24:56,930 --> 00:24:59,019 - Oh, my god. Are you guys all right? 545 00:24:59,062 --> 00:25:01,238 - Uh, yeah, yeah. Fine. 546 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:02,501 Great, actually. 547 00:25:02,544 --> 00:25:05,939 - Oh, my god. I cannot believe this. 548 00:25:05,982 --> 00:25:08,071 - Claudia, what's wrong? - I got to get out of here. 549 00:25:08,115 --> 00:25:09,246 - Claudia, wait. I just-- 550 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:10,552 - You need to stay as far away from me 551 00:25:10,596 --> 00:25:12,380 As possible right now--trust me. - Why? 552 00:25:12,423 --> 00:25:14,469 - Because I'm marked for death. 553 00:25:14,513 --> 00:25:16,210 [door slams] 554 00:25:17,994 --> 00:25:20,127 - 76 and still dropping. 555 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:21,345 If we don't get his body temperature up, 556 00:25:21,389 --> 00:25:23,173 This man is gonna be dead in an hour. 557 00:25:23,217 --> 00:25:26,829 I'm gonna talk to the doctor about putting him on bypass. 558 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:54,770 The doctor's on his way back to the-- 559 00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:59,558 Good. It stopped dropping. Maybe he's stabilizing. 560 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:00,950 - It's not gonna last. 561 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:02,604 - Where did those glasses come from? 562 00:26:02,648 --> 00:26:04,214 - Alfred butz, inventor of the thermostat. 563 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,868 Huh? 564 00:26:05,912 --> 00:26:08,958 Uh...Great uncle alfie's glasses. 565 00:26:09,002 --> 00:26:11,570 Same prescription, oddly. 566 00:26:11,613 --> 00:26:13,267 I'm gonna go check on the two kids 567 00:26:13,310 --> 00:26:14,703 Who were attacked in the woods. 568 00:26:14,747 --> 00:26:16,183 - Oh, well, those two were patched up 569 00:26:16,226 --> 00:26:17,619 And discharged hours ago. 570 00:26:21,405 --> 00:26:25,148 - They were bitten... And they're fine. 571 00:26:25,192 --> 00:26:26,976 That means something else caused-- 572 00:26:27,020 --> 00:26:28,195 [loud crash] 573 00:26:28,238 --> 00:26:30,197 - Hey, stop him! 574 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,634 [indistinct shouting] 575 00:26:32,678 --> 00:26:35,289 Help me out here. Kid ate through the restraints. 576 00:26:35,332 --> 00:26:37,247 Aah! 577 00:26:37,291 --> 00:26:39,510 - [shouting] 578 00:26:39,554 --> 00:26:40,816 [elevator bell dings] 579 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,775 - Why do they crank the a.C. In here? 580 00:26:42,818 --> 00:26:44,124 - Really? 'cause I'm sweating my-- 581 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:46,256 - Aah! - That was moose. 582 00:26:46,300 --> 00:26:48,302 - Stop him! 583 00:26:48,345 --> 00:26:50,609 - Everybody out! Get out, now! 584 00:26:50,652 --> 00:26:53,002 Let's go! Get out of there! Get out! Come on! 585 00:26:53,046 --> 00:26:55,091 Take the shot, mykes. 586 00:26:55,135 --> 00:26:57,441 Mykes, take the shot! 587 00:27:04,971 --> 00:27:06,102 Where'd you go? 588 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,409 - I-I don't know. 589 00:27:10,280 --> 00:27:13,283 - So...Hungry. 590 00:27:13,327 --> 00:27:16,025 - Oh, man, don't make me do this. 591 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,208 Don't come any closer. 592 00:27:25,252 --> 00:27:28,124 Just stop right there. 593 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,126 Don't-- don't come any closer. 594 00:27:30,170 --> 00:27:33,260 I will shoot you! 595 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,705 Is he...? - Hypothermia, starvation. 596 00:27:43,749 --> 00:27:45,707 - So what, I'm gonna freeze to death? 597 00:27:45,751 --> 00:27:47,622 - You feeling cold? - No, but I've been bitten. 598 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,928 - There's nothing wrong with you. 599 00:27:48,971 --> 00:27:50,320 Whatever this artifact is, 600 00:27:50,364 --> 00:27:51,713 Its effects are not spread by biting. 601 00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:53,323 - [sighs] thank god. 602 00:27:53,367 --> 00:27:54,629 You hear that, mykes? 603 00:27:58,546 --> 00:28:00,330 - I'm so cold. 604 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:17,260 - I don't want to be one of the undead. 605 00:28:17,304 --> 00:28:20,307 And I don't want you... 606 00:28:20,350 --> 00:28:22,657 Putting me down. 607 00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:26,443 - Look, we are gonna find this thing, Myka. 608 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:29,446 You're gonna be okay. 609 00:28:29,490 --> 00:28:31,144 I promise. 610 00:28:31,187 --> 00:28:32,711 - Okay. 611 00:28:46,550 --> 00:28:48,291 - She must have come in contact with the artifact. 612 00:28:48,335 --> 00:28:49,684 - Yeah, but where-- 613 00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:52,339 The woods, kevin's place, the frat house? 614 00:28:52,382 --> 00:28:54,341 - What do we know? Stage one--sever chills. 615 00:28:54,384 --> 00:28:55,559 Stage two-- intense hunger. 616 00:28:55,603 --> 00:28:56,735 Stage three-- hypothermia, malnutrition. 617 00:28:56,778 --> 00:28:58,780 - Stage four--death. 618 00:28:58,824 --> 00:29:00,869 I mean, come on, Artie, 619 00:29:00,913 --> 00:29:02,871 You have to have some idea what we're dealing with here. 620 00:29:02,915 --> 00:29:05,221 Everyone that's been impacted by this artifact 621 00:29:05,265 --> 00:29:07,267 Is either too far gone to talk or dead. 622 00:29:07,310 --> 00:29:09,269 - Not everyone. 623 00:29:09,312 --> 00:29:10,749 [monitor beeping] 624 00:29:13,664 --> 00:29:16,885 [door opens] 625 00:29:16,929 --> 00:29:18,800 Hey. 626 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:20,454 You know, danny, 627 00:29:20,497 --> 00:29:24,153 My dad was once really sick, too, 628 00:29:24,197 --> 00:29:26,590 And I spent the whole time at the hospital 629 00:29:26,634 --> 00:29:31,030 Just wishing that there was something I could do to help. 630 00:29:31,073 --> 00:29:33,728 Bet you know how that feels. Yeah. 631 00:29:33,772 --> 00:29:36,252 But you can help, and not just your dad. 632 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:39,603 There are other people in trouble, too. 633 00:29:46,349 --> 00:29:49,700 - Do you want to give her the magic glasses? 634 00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:58,709 - No, danny, I'll be fine. 635 00:29:58,753 --> 00:30:00,973 Thank you, though. 636 00:30:01,016 --> 00:30:03,802 - Okay, how can I help? 637 00:30:03,845 --> 00:30:05,716 - Did your dad come in contact 638 00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:09,285 With any strange things lately? 639 00:30:09,329 --> 00:30:11,853 Any weird--weird-- nothing. 640 00:30:11,897 --> 00:30:14,682 Do you remember when he first started feeling cold? 641 00:30:14,725 --> 00:30:17,990 - Last night after dinner. - What'd he eat for dinner? 642 00:30:18,033 --> 00:30:19,469 - He wanted to try the new burger place, 643 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,862 But the line was too long, 644 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,995 So we just stopped at a food truck on the way home. 645 00:30:23,038 --> 00:30:26,128 - Tacos? Tacos, danny? 646 00:30:26,172 --> 00:30:28,565 Tacos from here, danny? 647 00:30:28,609 --> 00:30:30,698 - Yeah, manny's. He's nice. 648 00:30:30,741 --> 00:30:32,831 - Artie, something on that truck is altering the food. 649 00:30:32,874 --> 00:30:34,397 Kevin and moose both ate there. 650 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,572 - Myka, what did you eat? 651 00:30:35,616 --> 00:30:37,618 - Off the truck? Who am I, Pete? 652 00:30:37,661 --> 00:30:40,273 - Okay, fine. But still, that truck must be the nexus, 653 00:30:40,316 --> 00:30:41,491 And the artifact's got to be there. 654 00:30:41,535 --> 00:30:42,884 We got to find the truck. - I'm on it. 655 00:30:42,928 --> 00:30:45,147 I just started following manny's on twitter today. 656 00:30:45,191 --> 00:30:46,757 See, sometimes being obsessed with food 657 00:30:46,801 --> 00:30:48,411 And social networking is a good thing. 658 00:30:48,455 --> 00:30:50,370 - Pete. - Okay. His last tweet was 659 00:30:50,413 --> 00:30:51,937 From a construction site nearby. - Let's go. 660 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,199 - Wait, wait, wait. Myka. Myka... 661 00:30:53,242 --> 00:30:54,765 Don't you think you should stay here? 662 00:30:54,809 --> 00:30:56,724 I'm not gonna stay here waiting to turn, okay? 663 00:30:56,767 --> 00:30:58,813 I-I want to be there when we find it. 664 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:01,511 I'm gonna drive. It'll--it'll keep me focused. 665 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:03,687 Any excuse to drive. 666 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:05,951 - All right, just go. 667 00:31:09,084 --> 00:31:11,608 - So... 668 00:31:11,652 --> 00:31:13,697 Was your dad okay? 669 00:31:13,741 --> 00:31:16,875 - Oh, he was fine. 670 00:31:16,918 --> 00:31:18,659 No, no, he... [chuckles] 671 00:31:18,702 --> 00:31:21,575 Everything turned out just fine. 672 00:31:23,098 --> 00:31:26,058 He's still a pain in the butt. 673 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,890 - All right, mister all-seeing, all-knowing, 674 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:33,674 I'm sorry I doubted you. You obviously know what's what. 675 00:31:33,717 --> 00:31:35,067 Otherwise, you wouldn't be here, right? 676 00:31:35,110 --> 00:31:38,679 So I got to know, am I really gonna die tonight? 677 00:31:38,722 --> 00:31:41,464 [circus music plays] 678 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,341 Okay. Obviously I didn't enunciate. 679 00:31:48,384 --> 00:31:51,170 Am I going to die tonight? 680 00:31:51,213 --> 00:31:54,173 [circus music plays] 681 00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,789 Okay. It's on. 682 00:32:10,798 --> 00:32:13,279 It's bath time. 683 00:32:15,194 --> 00:32:16,891 Ooh, slippery, isn't it? 684 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:18,762 Yeah, get you some. 685 00:32:22,679 --> 00:32:23,898 Oh-ho-ho! 686 00:32:23,942 --> 00:32:27,946 In your face, grim reaper! 687 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:29,556 adieu. 688 00:32:29,599 --> 00:32:31,688 What a day. 689 00:32:38,695 --> 00:32:40,915 Oh, come on. 690 00:32:42,699 --> 00:32:47,008 Whoa. Water's not supposed to do that. 691 00:32:47,052 --> 00:32:48,792 Somebody? 692 00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:54,624 Leena? 693 00:32:54,668 --> 00:32:55,974 Somebody? Anybody! 694 00:32:56,017 --> 00:32:58,019 Help me! 695 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:02,632 Help! 696 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:05,592 - Thank god he's still here. 697 00:33:05,635 --> 00:33:07,115 - Yep. 698 00:33:07,159 --> 00:33:10,771 [british accent] I'm gonna crank this baby up to 11... 699 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:11,815 [chuckles] 700 00:33:11,859 --> 00:33:13,948 Just in case we-- 701 00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:16,124 - [shivering] I'm so cold. - Myka... 702 00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,388 - And I'm hungry. 703 00:33:19,432 --> 00:33:21,521 I need to eat. 704 00:33:22,783 --> 00:33:24,828 - Aah! Oh, it's happening to you. 705 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,569 - Aah! 706 00:33:28,702 --> 00:33:30,660 - Myka, snap out of it. Myka! 707 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:34,490 You all ate mexican? 708 00:33:40,714 --> 00:33:42,759 It's Pete. Myka! 709 00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,907 - Okay. All right. Okay. 710 00:33:59,950 --> 00:34:02,170 - Aah! 711 00:34:02,214 --> 00:34:04,172 - Myka, don't hate me for this, but... 712 00:34:12,441 --> 00:34:14,443 Keys-- no keys. 713 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:23,713 [computer whirring] 714 00:34:23,757 --> 00:34:27,239 - What the...? 715 00:34:27,282 --> 00:34:30,459 Oh, my god. Oh, my god. 716 00:34:32,287 --> 00:34:33,593 - [gasping] 717 00:34:33,636 --> 00:34:36,509 - Okay, breathe. Breathe slowly, Claudia. 718 00:34:36,552 --> 00:34:38,859 Breathe. It's okay. 719 00:34:38,902 --> 00:34:40,991 - No, it's not, okay? 720 00:34:41,035 --> 00:34:43,429 Everything is not okay. 721 00:34:43,472 --> 00:34:46,780 Some psycho has the Warehouse in his sights. 722 00:34:46,823 --> 00:34:50,000 My best friend wants nothing to do with me. 723 00:34:50,044 --> 00:34:52,394 And now the sultan of suckwad over there 724 00:34:52,438 --> 00:34:53,874 Is trying to kill me. 725 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,616 Oh, yeah, it's all rainbows and unicorns. 726 00:34:56,659 --> 00:34:58,661 And on top of that, why am I dry? 727 00:34:58,705 --> 00:35:01,186 - It's an artifact, Claudia. 728 00:35:01,229 --> 00:35:02,317 Watch. 729 00:35:03,884 --> 00:35:06,191 Sallah, what will I have for dinner? 730 00:35:06,234 --> 00:35:08,671 [circus music plays] 731 00:35:12,458 --> 00:35:15,591 - "that blemish is probably cancer." 732 00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,593 What the hell kind of fortune is that? 733 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,160 - Sallah's not a fortune-teller. 734 00:35:19,204 --> 00:35:20,596 He's more of a hypnotist. 735 00:35:20,640 --> 00:35:23,991 He instills an overwhelming feeling of dread 736 00:35:24,034 --> 00:35:26,776 Into anyone who activates him. 737 00:35:26,820 --> 00:35:30,171 - Okay, so how do I beat him, then? 738 00:35:30,215 --> 00:35:32,521 - You have to actively ignore him. 739 00:35:32,565 --> 00:35:34,567 - Like I do with Artie? 740 00:35:34,610 --> 00:35:36,308 - [chuckles] yep. 741 00:35:36,351 --> 00:35:38,266 - So I'm not gonna die? 742 00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:40,573 - Not on sallah's timetable anyway. 743 00:35:40,616 --> 00:35:43,489 - [scoffs] [Farnsworth buzzing] 744 00:35:43,532 --> 00:35:45,099 Yeah? 745 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:49,886 - Claudia, I need you to hack into the ithaca power grid! 746 00:35:49,930 --> 00:35:52,498 Do it now! I'm about to become dinner. 747 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:54,021 - O-okay, doing it. 748 00:35:54,064 --> 00:35:55,370 Nope. 749 00:35:58,721 --> 00:35:59,940 Okay, I'm in. Now what? 750 00:35:59,983 --> 00:36:01,333 - All right, they're sensitive to light. 751 00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:03,596 Can you--can you make it bright out here? 752 00:36:03,639 --> 00:36:06,512 Say no more. Here comes the sun. 753 00:36:09,732 --> 00:36:12,561 - [growling] 754 00:36:28,621 --> 00:36:30,579 - [pounding on window] manny, you open this door. 755 00:36:30,623 --> 00:36:32,320 - How do I know you're not one of them? 756 00:36:36,672 --> 00:36:38,631 Damn, the circuits blew. 757 00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:45,203 [zombies snarling] 758 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,552 - Manny! 759 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:49,468 Open the door, or they're gonna eat me alive! 760 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:54,516 - What the hell is going on? What's wrong with those people? 761 00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,692 - Something in this truck 762 00:36:56,736 --> 00:36:59,478 Turned them into cannibals. 763 00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:02,655 - So they spiked my tires because they want to eat me? 764 00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:10,010 - Where did you get this? 765 00:37:10,053 --> 00:37:13,231 - Uh, I was hiking in utah. I saw it buried in the ground. 766 00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,015 I thought it'd be a nice souvenir. 767 00:37:15,058 --> 00:37:18,061 - Myka, put money in here. Did those workers tip you? 768 00:37:18,105 --> 00:37:19,585 - Yeah, I should've put it out sooner. 769 00:37:19,628 --> 00:37:21,587 - This is it. This is the artifact. 770 00:37:21,630 --> 00:37:23,545 Damn it, I don't have any static bags! 771 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:25,286 - What the hell's a static bag? 772 00:37:27,636 --> 00:37:29,290 - Oh, man, I'm not supposed to do this! 773 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,900 Cover your eyes! 774 00:37:30,944 --> 00:37:33,512 [grunts] 775 00:37:42,738 --> 00:37:44,174 Myka? 776 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:46,960 - Please tell me I didn't eat anyone. 777 00:37:48,744 --> 00:37:50,659 Okay. 778 00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:54,054 [Farnsworth buzzing] 779 00:37:54,097 --> 00:37:58,667 - I don't know what you two did, but nice work. 780 00:38:07,589 --> 00:38:11,158 In the winter of 1846, a caravan of men, women, and children 781 00:38:11,201 --> 00:38:13,029 Stranded in the sierra nevada mountains 782 00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:15,162 Were forced to resort to the most extreme measures 783 00:38:15,205 --> 00:38:17,556 Just to survive. 784 00:38:17,599 --> 00:38:20,341 Somehow, the horrific ordeals of the donner party 785 00:38:20,385 --> 00:38:23,605 Imbued an ordinary jar with the power to make others 786 00:38:23,649 --> 00:38:25,085 Experience what they were suffering. 787 00:38:25,128 --> 00:38:27,217 - And putting money in the jar triggered it. 788 00:38:27,261 --> 00:38:30,656 But why? - Well, interesting sidebar-- 789 00:38:30,699 --> 00:38:32,571 The jar was one of several 790 00:38:32,614 --> 00:38:34,529 The survivors used to bury their money. 791 00:38:34,573 --> 00:38:36,792 Even in the grim shadow of death... 792 00:38:36,836 --> 00:38:39,578 - They were putting a little something away for a rainy day. 793 00:38:39,621 --> 00:38:41,014 [chuckles] 794 00:38:41,057 --> 00:38:42,798 - Where's Pete? 795 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:45,366 - Oh, he's waiting for us at the univille diner. 796 00:38:45,410 --> 00:38:48,587 It's all-you-can-eat pancakes. Breakfast is on him. 797 00:38:48,630 --> 00:38:50,371 - Fine, but he's leaving his own damn tip. 798 00:38:50,415 --> 00:38:51,764 - [chuckles] 799 00:38:54,462 --> 00:38:56,290 - ♪ before 800 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:59,337 ♪ before I begin to go 801 00:38:59,380 --> 00:39:00,686 ♪ 802 00:39:00,729 --> 00:39:03,471 ♪ give me one more 803 00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:07,562 ♪ kiss just so I know 804 00:39:07,606 --> 00:39:11,697 ♪ so I don't unfold 805 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,395 ♪ now 806 00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:22,272 ♪ 807 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,578 - I'll be right back. Thank you. 808 00:39:23,622 --> 00:39:27,234 [applause] 809 00:39:27,277 --> 00:39:29,628 - So, for our opening number, 810 00:39:29,671 --> 00:39:32,457 I'm thinking either hole or the clash. 811 00:39:32,500 --> 00:39:34,676 - I thought you were marked for death. 812 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:36,896 - Yeah, no more than anyone else, apparently. 813 00:39:36,939 --> 00:39:39,072 [chuckles] 814 00:39:39,115 --> 00:39:40,856 Listen, dwayne, this is the warning label 815 00:39:40,900 --> 00:39:43,293 On Claudia Donovan, okay? 816 00:39:43,337 --> 00:39:45,731 "stuff happens to me... 817 00:39:45,774 --> 00:39:46,993 A lot-- 818 00:39:47,036 --> 00:39:48,690 Sometimes weird stuff, sometimes bad stuff, 819 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,692 But it puts things in perspective. 820 00:39:50,736 --> 00:39:54,087 I never know what fresh hell tomorrow's gonna bring. 821 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:57,873 So, if you still want me to join your band, 822 00:39:57,917 --> 00:40:00,702 Um... 823 00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:03,618 Then let's rock. 824 00:40:05,315 --> 00:40:07,840 - I'm gonna finish this set, all right? 825 00:40:07,883 --> 00:40:10,712 Just don't move. - Right here. 826 00:40:10,756 --> 00:40:12,453 [giggles] 827 00:40:18,981 --> 00:40:22,071 [indistinct chatter] 828 00:40:22,115 --> 00:40:24,073 Mm, hey. One more, hold the water. 829 00:40:24,117 --> 00:40:26,902 [cell phone vibrates] 830 00:40:30,732 --> 00:40:34,301 [chuckles] 831 00:40:34,344 --> 00:40:36,477 - Your card's been declined. 832 00:40:36,521 --> 00:40:38,566 - Son of a... [chuckles] 833 00:40:38,610 --> 00:40:40,612 They cut off my credit line, too. 834 00:40:40,655 --> 00:40:43,136 - Whatever. Look, I'm gonna need you to settle your tab. 835 00:40:43,179 --> 00:40:44,746 - Put it on mine. 836 00:40:44,790 --> 00:40:47,445 And, uh, give me one of the same. 837 00:40:48,707 --> 00:40:50,578 - Oh, hey... 838 00:40:50,622 --> 00:40:53,668 Thanks, but I don't need-- 839 00:40:53,712 --> 00:40:56,454 - Come on. I've been there, trust me. 840 00:40:56,497 --> 00:40:59,848 We could all use a friend sometimes, right? 841 00:41:01,676 --> 00:41:03,678 - All right, well... 842 00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,334 Thanks. - Anytime... 843 00:41:07,377 --> 00:41:09,379 Steve. 844 00:41:12,295 --> 00:41:13,732 - Have we met before? 845 00:41:13,775 --> 00:41:15,647 - Almost. 846 00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:18,519 A couple weeks back, down in atlanta. 847 00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:19,781 - You're with stukowski. 848 00:41:19,825 --> 00:41:21,870 - She's not longer with us, unfortunately. 849 00:41:21,914 --> 00:41:23,611 Bit of a wild card. 850 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:26,614 Sally liked you. - Yeah, well, I'm... 851 00:41:26,658 --> 00:41:28,486 - Agent Steve Jinks-- 852 00:41:28,529 --> 00:41:30,444 Former a.T.F., former Warehouse 13, 853 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,490 Now burned by Mrs. Frederic and the regents 854 00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:34,622 Because you dared to have scruples. 855 00:41:34,666 --> 00:41:37,669 No career, no prospects, no future... 856 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,062 - I know what they did. 857 00:41:40,106 --> 00:41:41,542 Now who are you? What do you want? 858 00:41:41,586 --> 00:41:45,372 - Marcus diamond, and, uh, we want you, steve. 859 00:41:45,415 --> 00:41:47,679 - You people are murderers. - No, no, no. 860 00:41:47,722 --> 00:41:50,159 We defend ourselves. 861 00:41:50,203 --> 00:41:54,163 Besides, you saw what your former friends are capable of. 862 00:41:55,904 --> 00:41:57,602 Come work with me. - And why would I work for you? 863 00:41:57,645 --> 00:42:00,082 - Besides not having to rely on the kindness of strangers 864 00:42:00,126 --> 00:42:02,345 To cover you bar tabs... 865 00:42:02,389 --> 00:42:04,173 You're good. 866 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:06,045 You should be working with the kind of people 867 00:42:06,088 --> 00:42:07,916 Who can appreciate a man of your talents. 868 00:42:12,312 --> 00:42:14,053 But... 869 00:42:15,968 --> 00:42:18,579 Obviously, you are not interested. 870 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:24,803 Well, good luck, steve. 871 00:42:24,846 --> 00:42:26,674 - Marcus.